sending valentine's to my bill collectors

tomorrow is the ever dreadful day. that day when i don't have a sweetie that i don't quite get it, or when i do have one, then there are things i want and maybe won't get, or maybe it's all just hooey either way. so i am paying some bills today and i decided to write "happy valentine's day" on the memo part of the check. so here's who i am sending valentine's to:

the municipal court of seattle (parking ticket)
puget sound energy (gas bill - so much hot air everywhere)
labcorp (more tests)
chevron credit bank (more gas..)